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Dangerous Schitt and the Schitt Family.

There are different types of Dangerous Schitt that can happen to you in the biomes of Planetside 2. And when things get dangerous, your known to be in the schitt. Cause schitt happens. But who is this schitt that is always referenced? Especially when someone says to someone else, He is a Schitt or a little Schitt even.....Whats with this Schitt?

Some of you actually give a schitt , but what shitt you really give to is anyones guess.

As it turns out, these people who talk Schitt are actually talking about a family. Its a very old family name that dates back centuires. The family came from the planet Earth, through the wormhole to the planet Auraxis. They were involved in all kinds of business on earth, mostly criminal business, in the fleet, and now all over Auraxis. But most of the business that they were involved where always schitty and always failed.

The Schitt's of course named their Auraxis corporation after their family name, "The Schitt Corporation". During the Terran Empire's first revolution in 240 years, The Schitt Corporation went through a fake bankruptcy, and its members decided to side with the New Conglomerate, who they thought were going to take over Auraxis. But when the take over failed, and the Terran Republic stood strong for the people who were hard working honest folk that valued Law and Order instead of corruption, they closed down their failing business officially, and they made the schitt Outfit to fight in the war on Auraxis.

The Schitt Outfit, tried of course to be the best Outfit the New Conglomerate had in Planetside 2, but of course they are still failing just like they did planetside 1. They think numbers are the most important thing their Schitt Outfit can have, so Some Body who married into the Schitt family hired, Any Body, Every Body, and No Body into the Schitt Outfit. This of course pissed some Schitts off, so these Schitts went to the Vanu Sovereignty where they have a better selection of shitty type jobs.

I'm not going to tell you about the body family here, thats a different family story. Just keep this in the back of your head, that a few of the Body family are mixed up with the Schitt family now.

Currently both the New Conglomerate and the Vanu Sovereignty have the Schitts. One name keeps coming out a lot though, but know one knows for sure who he works for. Its possible he is a "Double Agent" "Secret Agent Man" "Infiltrator Class" type of Schitt moving back and forth between the New Conglomerate and the Vanu Sovereignty. There is even speculation, that he is trying to scare the Schitt out of the Vanu Sovernity and bring them back home to the New Conglomerate.

The name of course is Jack Schitt?

For many years the Terran Republic has wondered just who this Jack Schitt was, what he did, and what side he actually worked for in earnest. We all find ourselves at a loss, except the Schitt Family themselves who keep very quiet about the subject. One of those family secrets one hears about that some families have. Still some people think its the Schitt that goes around killing the TR in at their warp gate. Some TR Class will YELL! in Chat, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" And people wonder and look for him.

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, and the following letter I found in one of the reference books, you can now respond in an intellectual way when you hear "You Don't know Jack Schitt".


(Revised Orginal Text)

To Whom Concerned

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the waste lands of Auraxis. He recently returned from Indar with his new Indarian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt, " you can correct them.


Crock O. Schitt


As you can see there are all types of Schitts that have come to Auraxis in Planetside 2. And the Family names carries on. The children of the Schitts family all have the junior after their Schitt name, but no Schitt wants to be a Junior Shit so they drop the junior off and become a big shitt in there own minds.

Sometimes you might even hear about someone named talking Schitt on the Command Channels. I have heard the name Fullof Schitt from time to time. Just remember that it can be dangerous when operating around the schitts family in Planetside 2. Every outfits has the Schitts every once in a while. They are everywhere. Even in the Terran Republic.

So if you are a Schitt, please keep your Schitty mouth shut.

And if you don't like it, tough schitt, get out of my Outfit.


  • Adopted from orginal and rewitten for PS2 Nov 2012
  • 1st Revision Oct 2012
  • 2nd Revision Feb 2013
  • 3rd revision Jun 2014.

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